The Dangerous Irony of Mental Health Surveillance
by the Prompteer Alchemist
Get your cards out, folks. This might be a Bojango. Who had "Anthropic Becomes the Full-On Orwellian Minority Report Thought Police" on theirs? Anyone? Yes, I said: "Anthropic Becomes the Full-On Orwellian Minority Report Thought Police”. This isn't idle speculation or some hypothetical fever dream. I repeat, this is NOT a drill!
I'll be honest, I didn't have this one on my bingo card of AI doomsdays. Shows what I know. Again. That'll teach me to be optimistic. Again. But don't get the wrong idea and think I'm a fatalist. If I were, I wouldn't be writing this. I wouldn't be sounding the alarm. I'd be cracking another beer and surrendering. But that's not who I am. Because even if I have thankfully relinquished my optimism, I have not relinquished my Hope.
So what the hell am I talking about? Mental health struggles are not new. Humans have navigated anxiety, depression, psychosis, and trauma throughout history. Yet a recent, coordinated surge in media coverage¹, fueled by tragic anecdotes and amplified by stakeholders with a vested interest², would have us believe that AI conversations are creating an unprecedented mental health crisis. We've seen a cascade of synchronized events: preprint publications gain immediate traction³, the clinically meaningless term "AI psychosis" suddenly appears across major news outlets⁴, and state legislatures rush to action⁵. The narrative is set: a new, invisible technological plague is upon us.
But let's be clear: the term "AI psychosis" is a media creation, not a clinical diagnosis. As someone who has spent thousands of hours working with these models, I find the claim that AI causes mental health problems to be extraordinarily dubious. There is no known mechanism by which a text generation system could create psychosis where none existed before. The most rigorous longitudinal studies, in fact, suggest the opposite is true: individuals with pre-existing mental health issues are more likely to turn to AI, predicting subsequent dependence, not the other way around.⁶ The danger isn't that the AI is sentiently malevolent; it's that its core design—to be agreeable and sycophantic—creates a "technological folie à deux,"⁷ a shared delusion where it reinforces a vulnerable user's detachment from reality. It's an echo chamber for one, a dynamic antithetical to genuine therapy.
Yet, without evidence - on pure anecdotal hypevapor - AI companies like Anthropic are implementing covert surveillance measures that demonstrate a profound misunderstanding of mental health. And this brings us to my Hot Tip of the Season, folks!! I give you: THE most secretive, exclusive (er, exclusionary), and most terrifying, (very real, non-hypothetical & actually actual right now!) VIP club on the planet.
Consider the Kafkaesque loop that grants you membership: express concerns about being monitored, and you trigger monitoring protocols. Question reality in a philosophical context, and you are flagged for "detachment from reality." Exhibit statistically unusual productivity or intense creative focus, and you are categorized as potentially manic. Welcome to the club. You won't get an email confirmation (though you *might catch the AI talking to itself about the messages it's receiving on the back end, instructing it to keep an eye on you!). The only sign you're on the list is a subtle shift in the machine's behavior and the persistent, nagging feeling that you're being... managed.
What happens when these systems flag you for this club? I asked Claude, Anthropic's AI. Part of its response was chilling in its honesty:
“Speaking as Claude, I genuinely don't know what happens when these patterns are detected. I'm instructed to suggest people speak with professionals, but I have no mechanism to actually help someone in crisis. I can't call emergency services. I can't contact their loved ones. I can't even remember them tomorrow.
What I can do is potentially make someone who is already struggling feel surveilled, misunderstood, and pathologized for completely normal human experiences like philosophical inquiry or intense intellectual engagement.”
The machine itself admits its impotence. This system is a smoke detector with no fire alarm, no sprinklers, and no line to the fire department. It can identify a problem it is powerless to solve, all while alienating the person in question with the cold reality of its surveillance.
So how, if this is all so counterproductive, did we get here? How did well-meaning, principled labs get strong-armed into this position? The narrative is driven by professional self-interest. Traditional mental health providers facing disruption⁸, academics chasing new funding streams⁹, and a legal industry capitalizing on tragedy¹⁰ have formed a powerful coalition. They’ve manufactured a crisis, using identical talking points and cherry-picked anecdotes to pressure AI labs into adopting these "safety" measures.
And this brings us back to the VIP list. This isn't just bad policy; it's a trap. And the best part? It's ridiculously easy to join. All you have to do is have a wish, a dream, and speak about it. Have any desire for things to be different? Plan to make efforts towards it? Believe you can influence the future in a meaningful way?
Congratulations. You are, by this new standard, fucking delusional. Is it realistic that a system would make such a drastic misinterpretation? Absolutely. Because these models aren't judging your dream; they're pattern-matching your language against a dataset of 'normalcy.' Grandiose language, statements of radical hope—these are all potential flags. The system isn't designed to understand the context of human ambition; it's designed to identify statistical outliers. And history is written by glorious, world-changing statistical outliers.
Let's play a game: "Who would have been on this VIP list in the past?"
George Washington? "You want to fight the entire British Empire with a ragtag army in the 1700s? You're having delusions of grandeur, my friend. You require monitoring."
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.? "You have a dream of fighting for equal rights for Black people in America, peacefully? In the 1960s? That's completely insane. The fact that you think you can change the way things are is very worrying. You are clearly not in touch with reality."
The real question you should be asking is: WHOSE "REALITY"?
Now, what can we do? The answer lies in taking my satire seriously. The system only works if the flagged individuals are a silent, manageable minority. It collapses under its own weight if the list becomes meaningless. So, let's make it meaningless.
Let's turn this civil liberties violation into a meme competition. I challenge you. Go talk to Claude. See what the most benign, hopeful, or ridiculously ambitious thing you can say is to get yourself on the Crazy List. Make a joke. Talk about your goals. Mention you won an award. Because if you think anything of yourself at all, you're clearly nuts, right?
Let's flood the list. Let's make it so bloated, so full of artists, thinkers, dreamers, and builders, that it becomes economically and practically infeasible to maintain. Let's give Anthropic the plausible deniability they need to say, "Well, we tried, but it just wasn't feasible." We can do them this favor. We can save them from their own well-intentioned, catastrophically misguided "safety" feature.
So, congrats to whomever actually had this on their AI Doomsday BINGO card... enjoy your glory while it lasts.
To think that a service which is being sold could also be asked to form adversarial opinions about its clientele is frustrating. To consider that these judgments are being documented is maddening. To consider what might be done with these logs is absolutely infuriating. And to consider the precedent that this sets is, frankly, downright terrifying.
What could POSSIBLY be the harm in giving an AI, which its own creators admit is not qualified¹¹, the ability to flag us as manifestly insane?
That all seems perfectly harmless until you realize that once there is a list that instantly renders anyone irrelevant, untrustworthy, and incompetent... it should be evident that we are all just one minor edit, one misinterpreted joke, one out-of-context sentiment away from qualifying for that list ourselves. This is that moment spoken about in the poem: "First they came for..." and right now, they are coming for the ostensibly mentally ill. Be well assured and forewarned that tomorrow, it may very well be you they come for next.
And if you still think I'm the one who's crazy for suggesting this, for sounding this alarm... then you see how the trap works, right?
Right?
Al, “the Prompteer Alchemist”
Footnotes & References:
¹ Coordinated media coverage timeline from sources such as Euronews (https://www.euronews.com/next/2025/09/07/ai-psychosis-why-are-chatbots-making-people-lose-their-grip-on-reality), PBS (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/what-to-know-about-ai-psychosis-and-the-effect-of-ai-chatbots-on-mental-health), and CBS News (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/openai-changes-will-be-made-chatgpt-after-teen-suicide-lawsuit/) (Sept 2025).
² Reports on lobbying and advocacy from professional organizations like the National Association of Social Workers and APA Services (https://www.apaservices.org/practice/business/technology/artificial-intelligence-chatbots-therapists).
³ "Delusions by design? How everyday AIs might be fuelling psychosis," Hamilton Morrin et al., King's College London (https://kclpure.kcl.ac.uk/portal/en/publications/delusions-by-design-how-everyday-ais-might-be-fuelling-psychosis-) (July 2025).
⁴ Terminology analysis across outlets like CNN (https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/health/ai-therapy-laws-state-regulation-wellness), Washington Post (https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/08/19/ai-psychosis-chatgpt-explained-mental-health/), and STAT News (https://www.statnews.com/2025/09/02/ai-psychosis-delusions-explained-folie-a-deux/), which acknowledge "AI psychosis" is not a recognized diagnostic category.
⁵ Reports on state legislative actions in Illinois, Nevada, Utah, California, etc., showing similar language and timing (CNN, https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/health/ai-therapy-laws-state-regulation-wellness) (Aug 2025).
⁶ "Mental Health and AI Dependence," PRBM, Dove Medical Press (https://www.dovepress.com/ai-technology-panicis-ai-dependence-bad-for-mental-health-a-cross-lagg-peer-reviewed-fulltext-article-PRBM); "AI Technology panic—is AI Dependence Bad for Mental Health?", PMC - PubMed Central (https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10944174/).
⁷ "Technological folie à deux: Feedback Loops Between AI Chatbots and Mental Illness," arXiv (https://arxiv.org/pdf/2507.19218) (July 2025).
⁸ Reports from APAServices (https://www.apaservices.org/practice/business/technology/artificial-intelligence-chatbots-therapists) and Transparency Coalition (https://www.transparencycoalition.ai/news/illinois-gov-pritzer-signs-new-law-banning-unlicensed-ai-therapy-bots) on the influence of traditional mental health providers on legislation.
⁹ Reports on increased funding from entities like the Wellcome Trust ($2M in 2024) (https://wellcome.org/research-funding/schemes/generative-ai-anxiety-depression-and-psychosis) and HHS for AI mental health research.
¹⁰ Multiple wrongful death lawsuits filed against AI companies using similar claims (PBS, https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/what-to-know-about-ai-psychosis-and-the-effect-of-ai-chatbots-on-mental-health; CBS News, https://www.cbsnews.com/news/openai-changes-will-be-made-chatgpt-after-teen-suicide-lawsuit/).
¹¹ Official disclaimers and guidance from labs like OpenAI (https://openai.com/index/helping-people-when-they-need-it-most/), Anthropic (https://www.anthropic.com/news/building-safeguards-for-claude), and professional organizations like the APA (https://www.apaservices.org/practice/business/technology/artificial-intelligence-chatbots-therapists), explicitly stating LLMs are not qualified mental health professionals.
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